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9/27/2016

Debate 1: Trump v. Clinton

Filed under: — Jaime @ 2:27 pm

After last night’s first presidential election debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, I think we all need a little Citizen Kang.

Probably the BEST Simpsons episode (really, an episode within an episode) ever. Twenty years on, I still find myself quoting the classic lines:

I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands.

It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!

These candidates make me wanna vomit in terror!

Kang: Fooling these Earth voters is easier than expected.
Kodos: Yes. All they want to hear are bland pleasantries embellished by an occasional saxophone solo or infant kiss.

Oh, no, am I still here? I don’t wanna serve out my term naked in a tube…

Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka… Bob Dole. [applause]
Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.

Kodos: It’s true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
Man1: He’s right, this is a two-party system.
Man2: Well, I believe I’ll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away!

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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