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1/21/2014

Mass Apology

Filed under: — Jaime @ 6:17 pm

T minus Thrity-Seven hours…

I apologize to all of you, especially those of you who deal with me on a regular basis. I really mean it. I realize I’ve been a complete bitch for the last week or so. I’m a day and a half away from jaw surgery #2. That fact is making me miserable, and I haven’t enough self-control to suppress it. At any given moment, I feel like I want to destroy something.

Poor Mike. I wouldn’t want to be him right now. Of course, I really don’t want to be me right now either. He is a saint for putting up with me. Further, for making every crunchy and spicy food I wanted this weekend to sate me before I can’t eat normally for a month. Thanks, Mike.

Ok, moms of more than one kid, level with me. How in the world did you intentionally chose to place yourself in the worst pain you’ve ever been in in your life more than once? I don’t get it now, but maybe I will when I’m old and still have my own teeth. For now, again, I apologize. I’ve been a carton of hate. I’m looking forward to late February and beyond. Like maybe St. Patrick’s Day. Yeah, I’m looking forward to then. See you at the parade.

2 Responses to “Mass Apology”

  1. Trouble says:

    This would be a great time to do a show! You’ll have so much “passion” right now you could start a career as a right wing radio host. :P

  2. Jaime says:

    Yeah, you’d like that wouldn’t you? The opiate-addled ramblings of a quasi-conspiracy theorist. I totally want that out there and recorded. Hah! Good to hear from you, Trouble :)

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