Suck it, Twitter
I don’t care what you’re doing.
I don’t care what you’re eating.
I don’t care where you’re going.
I don’t care that you just met with leading banking industry leaders.
I don’t care that you’re battery is low.
I don’t care about what you paid for gas.
I don’t care what you’re wearing.
I don’t care what you’re buying.
I. Don’t. Care.
STFU you egotistical twittering morons.
I’m not the only one that does not care. No one cares, but it seems you might. It must sate that inner ‘lookitmemom!’ you were to have grown out of at age 5, as the rest of us did. So twitter on, twit. Maybe one day you’ll mature to be an actual, live adult. Neat-O! Huh!?111


