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Suck it, Jessica Alba

Filed under: — Jaime @ 10:41 pm

Revlon is running new ads featuring Jessica Alba in which she has the nerve to ask, “You know what I want?”

Of course, my mind starts running the gamut – what DOES Jessica Alba want? World peace? A fair tax structure? Alternative energy solutions? My goodness, there is so much that one can want.

Then she tells us. She wants, “My foundation to match my skin.”

That’s it? Seriously? Of all that is wanted in this world, this waste of life wants her useless chemical face products to match what she was naturally born with? How about you just don’t wear any, Ms. Alba? That would solve your unnecessary matching-concern and maybe you could move on to more important issues. You know, like whether your underwear matches your mascara.

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