The Gull Reef Club

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9/17/2007

We The People

Filed under: — Jaime @ 7:00 pm

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union declare that anyone accepting federal funds must, by law, celebrate Constitution Day.

Happy 220th you wrinkly, old, piece of paper!


The Gull Reef Club does not accept federal funding, but does, however, find some usefulness in the Constitution.

9/10/2007

The Gull Reaper

Filed under: — Jaime @ 8:12 pm

For the record, I’ve pegged three of the ten on my death pool list for this year.

1. Kirk Douglas
2. Roger Ebert
3. Zsazsa Gabor
4. Ernest Gallo
5. Vaclav Havel
6. Ladybird Johnson
7. Peter O’toole
8. J.D. Salinger
9. Studs Terkel
10. Jane Wyman

Creepy? Cool? Creepy-cool?

9/9/2007

Urine Nation

Filed under: — Jaime @ 8:37 pm

For the last three months the phrase “if you sprinkle when you tinkle” and variations thereof have come in as the top search result for people finding The Gull Reef Club. This all is due to my allegedly popular post of the same name from August 2005.

People, you’re grossing me out. What’s the fascination with wet toilet seats, huh? Stop searching on this. Seriously.

9/6/2007

An Only in Savannah Moment

Filed under: — Jaime @ 7:29 pm

So I was walking out of a bank the other day and I see a woman walking along the back alley (aka ‘lane’ in southernese) carrying a life-sized, beautifully painted Mermaid.

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