Now that I’ve rejoined the world of contact wearers, I’ve started to notice peoples’ sunglasses a lot more. So what gives with the bug-eyed look so many females are sporting these days? This style:

C’mon ladies. What are you doing here? I realize much of what is fashionable defies all logic, but this is beyond the pale. I mean, even Elton John gave up on these freak glasses a decade ago. It is not cool to look like an insect; it’s not and I won’t be convinced otherwise. If I see you wearing these, I will laugh at you. I promise. You look like a little kid playing dress-up with grandma’s throw-aways.