The Gull Reef Club

10/28/2006

Hire The Honey Bears!

Filed under: — Jaime @ 12:23 am

Rejoice, Superfans. Now you too can relive the heyday of Halas’ dancing girls by hiring the Honey Bears to hustle and hoedown at your next function. Weddings, Bar/t Mitzvahs, the Office Christmas party – you pay, they dance. But don’t ask them to cheer for you. They are NOT cheerleaders, but technically trained dancers. Understood?

honeybears

Grrrr….

4 Responses to “Hire The Honey Bears!”

  1. Mike says:

    So are they the same women, just older?

    …or have they found a new group of technically trained skanks dancers?

  2. Jaime says:

    Dunno, but they have a singer who was in the Top 100 in Hollywood for American Idol 2005. I’m calling now.

  3. jmflynny says:

    Egad!

    They look like a bad seventies version of the Solid Gold Dancers.

    Who hires these girls?

  4. Jaime says:

    Well they do claim that is their 70′s pic. Would you prefer something more modern like this pic, which is eerily like a group of Jon-Benets all grown up:

    cowbears

    Good to see you around the blogosphere, Ms. Flynny.

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