The Gull Reef Club

10/4/2006

The Incredible Growing Pants

Filed under: — Jaime @ 4:56 pm

As the well-to-do-looking, middle-aged, white woman in City Market stared at herself in the reflection of a storefront window, she stated in a very surprised and exasperated fashion to no one in particular:

Oh my god. Look at my pants! They’re going to fall off.

I, of course, looked. They seemed to fit just fine.

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