Here are some highlights from yesterday’s House of Representatives One Minute Speeches:

I think we oughta get mo in-fo.
Ted Poe (R-TX) on ‘possible’ abuse allegations at Guantanamo. You may have to read it out loud in a Texas twang to fully appreciate it.

It’s not Pol Pot at Gitmo, it’s pot roast!
-Tom Rice (R-GA). I love this one. Who knew our reps were comedians, too?