The Gull Reef Club

12/14/2004

Tinfoil Hat Brigade

Filed under: — Jaime @ 9:50 pm

I posted this as a comment in Wertz’s journal, but it deserves a reprint here:

I, ADJaime, a/k/a Jaime of America’s Debate, do hereby solemnly swear that I will never commit suicide. If I should pass away in an untimely fashion, I kindly request my trusted friends and family to seek an unbiased and immediate autopsy to determine my means of death. Under no circumstances shall my death be ruled a suicide. If someone tries to tell you otherwise, fight back. They are lying.
-Jaime, Savannah, GA, USA

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English muffin pizzas for dinner tonight. No tin foil needed.

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