The Gull Reef Club

8/18/2004

The Laws of American Politics

Filed under: — Jaime @ 10:44 pm

The Laws of American Politics is a concept that Mike and I developed a while back and I happened to jot some of it down at the time. For whatever reason (likely my mix of Roger Waters with cold medicine) these thoughts have been roused again.

The Laws of American Politics are blanket statements (gasp!) regarding American politics stated in a scientific fashion. I was hoping that if I posted the ones I managed to write down we might come up with a few new ones.

The Laws of American Politics

1. For every action there is an equal and opposite investigation to determine the best reaction.

2. Cable News: 24 hour news, 15 seconds at a time

3. All damning political confessions are made late Friday afternoon.

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