On TV
On TV no one -
- ever gets itchy
- trips up their words
- watches TV
- is too hot or too cold
This list is not absolute as each item can and has been used as a plot device.
List incomplete. To be amended.
5/6/2004On TVOn TV no one - This list is not absolute as each item can and has been used as a plot device. List incomplete. To be amended. 4 Responses to “On TV”Leave a Reply |
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May 9th, 2004 at 11:58 pm
- parallel parks
- buys tampons
- gets calls from telemarketers
- cuts their fingernails
- wears pin-striped shirts
May 10th, 2004 at 12:09 am
Excellent, Wertz! And inspiring -
-farts
-belches
-blows their nose
-picks their teeth
-applies chapstick
-clears their throat
-picks out a wedgie (or male equivalent - is there a word for this?)
I’m stopping now before this gets too real.
May 11th, 2004 at 2:35 am
I’ve seen - well, heard - the occasional fart or belch (almost always as a “joke”, though - it never happens during the normal course of events). And a wedgie, for males, is still called a wedgie. Well, a rear wedgie anyway. Do women - *gasp* - get front wedgies? That sounds uncomfortable…
May 18th, 2004 at 6:27 am
–hears a radio news broadcast that is not relevant to their lives
–eats at a “mid-level” restaurant; only pushcarts and diners or fine establishments
–fails to find a stamp when needed
–flosses
–dials the wrong number
–drops the car keys on the ground